i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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