I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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