Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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