she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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