Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
