"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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