I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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