found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
