I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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