What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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