Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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