I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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