No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
The beer is more important than you right now.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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