can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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