obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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