The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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