R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It's rum buckets o'clock
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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