Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this beer tastes like vomit already
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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