well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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