His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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