We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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