I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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