His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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