I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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