Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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