My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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