kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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