i think my tv is drunk
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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