How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
i think we sleep fucked last night...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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