I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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