I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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