I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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