finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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