i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
false alarm. still invincible.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
