Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
as a side note pls kill me
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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