Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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