maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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