Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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