I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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