ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Princesses don't give blow jobs
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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