HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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