He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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