Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can text with my tongue
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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