Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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