where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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