DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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