Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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