So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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