Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She announced her abortion via fbk
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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