So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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